1992 BMW M5 Touring vs. 2014 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon: OG vs. GOAT

1992 BMW M5 Touring wagon and 2014 Cadillac CTS-V wagon

Today, I’ll pit my GOAT wagon, the 2014 Cadillac CTS-V, against the OG, the 1992 BMW M5 Touring.  The CTS-V wagon is known in the US of A as a big-boss hauler, but BMW got into the game decades earlier with the M5 Touring. What is a BMW M5 Touring?  Well, it is the long-roof… Continue reading 1992 BMW M5 Touring vs. 2014 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon: OG vs. GOAT

2025 BMW X5 xDrive50e Plug-in Hybrid: A Big Softie

The BMW X5 is a sweetheart of the line for me.  Big enough to spread out, quiet enough to lower my cortisol, and oh so comfortable. The 2025 X5 is a fourth-generation (G05) X5 that launched as a 2019 model.  As such, the 2025 X5 has already received BMW’s lifecycle impulse upgrades that updated the… Continue reading 2025 BMW X5 xDrive50e Plug-in Hybrid: A Big Softie

2025 BMW M3 and M4 Competition: Family Friendly Weapons

I've been dying to try the new M3 and M4 since they launched four years ago.  Of all the M models, this duo has the size and performance focus to match my family, fun, and track aspirations. Did you know I owned a 2011 BMW (E90) M3 for seven years?  I loved that car's practicality,… Continue reading 2025 BMW M3 and M4 Competition: Family Friendly Weapons

2021 BMW X2 M35i: Incognito Hot Hatch

After putting 130k miles on a 2014 BMW X1, my sister and brother-in-law decided it was time for a new car.  For its last 20k miles, the X1 hit them with frequent maintenance and breakdowns, so they decided to reset the clock with a low-mileage second-hand SUV. Enter today's 18k-mile BMW X2, which Emily and… Continue reading 2021 BMW X2 M35i: Incognito Hot Hatch

2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster: Right M on the Wrong Road

Let me introduce you to this striking blue 2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster. It belongs to Philip, a friendly fellow who is trying to convince me that the Z4 M Roadster is undervalued in the M-car hierarchy. I’ve got a morning with the car, so let’s see if I agree. My drive of the Z4… Continue reading 2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster: Right M on the Wrong Road

2025 BMW X5 M Competition and M5: Sumo Wrestling

I’ve heard it whispered that the BMW X5 M is the way BMW should have built the brand new 2025 (G90) M5, and that the M5 would have been better skipping hybridization and just sticking with a twin-turbo V8.  While we’ll never know how this imaginary M5 would have turned out, I do have the… Continue reading 2025 BMW X5 M Competition and M5: Sumo Wrestling

2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i: Someone Skipped Cardio

I’m trying hard to figure out who would buy the $51k ($64k as tested) 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i M Sport.  By its dimensions and capability, the X3 xDrive30i appears to be a practical hauler of young kids and their crud, but when fit with the M Sport options, the SUV transforms into a hard-riding performance… Continue reading 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i: Someone Skipped Cardio

2025 BMW M5: The Splenda Super Sedan

I’ve settled into the BMW M5’s extremely comfortable front seat and found its start button only to be startled by theatrical “bbbuuuwhaaahh” power-up noise.  The welcome noise gives me a flashback to the THX intro sounds from 2000’s movie theaters.  (Yes, the driver is now listening.)   The sounds are accompanied by a building glow in… Continue reading 2025 BMW M5: The Splenda Super Sedan

2024 BMW M240i xDrive: Two is the Loneliest One

Purple 2024 BMW M240i

Jumping in the M240i after driving the X7 and 540i reminds me of why I love BMW.  The small 2 Series coupe is similar in size to the E46 and E92 M3s that made me a Bimmer fan.  I'm sat low, close to the ground, with the fat steering wheel falling easily to hand and… Continue reading 2024 BMW M240i xDrive: Two is the Loneliest One

2024 BMW 540i: Neither Here Nor There

2024 BMW 540i badge

BMW hit the reboot button on its 5 Series in 2023 when it brought out the latest version of its midsize luxury sedan.  The reboot came with new styling, new technology, and new electric propulsion for the 5 Series EV, the I5.  Internal combustion fans will be relieved that gas engines are still available.  In… Continue reading 2024 BMW 540i: Neither Here Nor There