Comparison: 1992 BMW M5 Touring and 2014 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon are the OG vs. the GOAT

Today, I’ll pit my GOAT wagon, the 2014 Cadillac CTS-V, against the OG, the 1992 BMW M5 Touring.  The CTS-V wagon is known in the US of A as a big-boss hauler, but BMW got into the game decades earlier with the M5 Touring. What is a BMW M5 Touring?  Well, it is the long-roof… Continue reading Comparison: 1992 BMW M5 Touring and 2014 Cadillac CTS-V Wagon are the OG vs. the GOAT

Test Drive: 2025 BMW X5 xDrive50e Plug-in Hybrid is a Big Softie

The BMW X5 is a sweetheart of the line for me.  Big enough to spread out, quiet enough to lower my cortisol, and oh so comfortable. The 2025 X5 is a fourth-generation (G05) X5 that launched as a 2019 model.  As such, the 2025 X5 has already received BMW’s lifecycle impulse upgrades that updated the… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 BMW X5 xDrive50e Plug-in Hybrid is a Big Softie

Test Drive: 2025 BMW M3 and M4 Competition xDrive are Family Friendly Weapons

I've been dying to try the new M3 and M4 since they launched four years ago.  Of all the M models, this duo has the size and performance focus to match my family, fun, and track aspirations. Did you know I owned a 2011 BMW (E90) M3 for seven years?  I loved that car's practicality,… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 BMW M3 and M4 Competition xDrive are Family Friendly Weapons

Review: 2021 BMW X2 M35i is an Incognito Hot Hatch

After putting 130k miles on a 2014 BMW X1, my sister and brother-in-law decided it was time for a new car.  For its last 20k miles, the X1 hit them with frequent maintenance and breakdowns, so they decided to reset the clock with a low-mileage second-hand SUV. Enter today's 18k-mile BMW X2, which Emily and… Continue reading Review: 2021 BMW X2 M35i is an Incognito Hot Hatch

Review: 2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster is the Right M on the Wrong Road

Let me introduce you to this striking blue 2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster. It belongs to Philip, a friendly fellow who is trying to convince me that the Z4 M Roadster is undervalued in the M-car hierarchy. I’ve got a morning with the car, so let’s see if I agree. My drive of the Z4… Continue reading Review: 2006 BMW Z4 M Roadster is the Right M on the Wrong Road

Comparison: 2025 BMW X5 M Competition and M5 are Sumo Wrestling

I’ve heard it whispered that the BMW X5 M is the way BMW should have built the brand new 2025 (G90) M5, and that the M5 would have been better skipping hybridization and just sticking with a twin-turbo V8.  While we’ll never know how this imaginary M5 would have turned out, I do have the… Continue reading Comparison: 2025 BMW X5 M Competition and M5 are Sumo Wrestling

Test Drive: 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i Someone Skipped Cardio

I’m trying hard to figure out who would buy the $51k ($64k as tested) 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i M Sport.  By its dimensions and capability, the X3 xDrive30i appears to be a practical hauler of young kids and their crud, but when fit with the M Sport options, the SUV transforms into a hard-riding performance… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i Someone Skipped Cardio

Test Drive: 2025 BMW M5 is the Splenda Super Sedan

I’ve settled into the BMW M5’s extremely comfortable front seat and found its start button only to be startled by theatrical “bbbuuuwhaaahh” power-up noise.  The welcome noise gives me a flashback to the THX intro sounds from 2000’s movie theaters.  (Yes, the driver is now listening.)   The sounds are accompanied by a building glow in… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 BMW M5 is the Splenda Super Sedan

Test Drive: 2024 BMW M240i xDrive Two is the Loneliest One

Purple 2024 BMW M240i

Jumping in the M240i after driving the X7 and 540i reminds me of why I love BMW.  The small 2 Series coupe is similar in size to the E46 and E92 M3s that made me a Bimmer fan.  I'm sat low, close to the ground, with the fat steering wheel falling easily to hand and… Continue reading Test Drive: 2024 BMW M240i xDrive Two is the Loneliest One

Test Drive: 2024 BMW 540i is Neither Here Nor There

2024 BMW 540i badge

BMW hit the reboot button on its 5 Series in 2023 when it brought out the latest version of its midsize luxury sedan.  The reboot came with new styling, new technology, and new electric propulsion for the 5 Series EV, the I5.  Internal combustion fans will be relieved that gas engines are still available.  In… Continue reading Test Drive: 2024 BMW 540i is Neither Here Nor There