Test Drive: 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo is the Final Chapter

It’s 7:30 am when I hear the passing drone of a sports car outside my kitchen window.  I glance at the street, excited, and see my neighbor Eddie slinking by in his midnight blue 1997 Porsche 911 (993) Turbo.  Normally, spotting a car this rare would be the peak of my morning’s excitement, but not… Continue reading Test Drive: 1997 Porsche 911 Turbo is the Final Chapter

Comparison: 2025 BMW X5 M Competition and M5 are Sumo Wrestling

I’ve heard it whispered that the BMW X5 M is the way BMW should have built the brand new 2025 (G90) M5, and that the M5 would have been better skipping hybridization and just sticking with a twin-turbo V8.  While we’ll never know how this imaginary M5 would have turned out, I do have the… Continue reading Comparison: 2025 BMW X5 M Competition and M5 are Sumo Wrestling

Review: 2024 Ford Ranger Raptor and Fear-Free Canyon Carving

My friend Sage purchased a 2024 Ford Ranger Raptor, but he isn't sure he'll keep it.  He's had it for six months, and while he likes aspects of the truck, it hasn't thrilled him like he'd hoped.  In fact, he's so dissatisfied that he approached his dealer for a trade-in evaluation. I'm here for a… Continue reading Review: 2024 Ford Ranger Raptor and Fear-Free Canyon Carving

Test Drive: 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i Someone Skipped Cardio

I’m trying hard to figure out who would buy the $51k ($64k as tested) 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i M Sport.  By its dimensions and capability, the X3 xDrive30i appears to be a practical hauler of young kids and their crud, but when fit with the M Sport options, the SUV transforms into a hard-riding performance… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 BMW X3 xDrive30i Someone Skipped Cardio

Test Drive: 2025 Lucid Air Grand Touring is Smooth as Butter, Fast as Stink

The car standing in front of me isn’t some unknown exotic, it is the Lucid Air, Lucid’s first-ever production car.  I’ve been seeing them around Berkeley for four years, but have yet to get up close and personal with the model.  In Berkeley’s sea of Teslas and Subarus, the Air stands out, on account of… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 Lucid Air Grand Touring is Smooth as Butter, Fast as Stink

Test Drive: 2025 Mercedes-Maybach S680 Poses a Tough Question

“Would you like me to chauffeur you so you can enjoy the executive rear seat?” asks the friendly Mercedes-Maybach S680 chaperone.   “No thanks, I’ll drive,” I respond.   But on second thought, I may have made the wrong choice, as I’ve just turned down a chance to experience life living like a royal.  Ah, dear reader,… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 Mercedes-Maybach S680 Poses a Tough Question

Test Drive: 2026 Lucid Gravity Grand Touring Don’t Call it a Minivan

Have you heard of Lucid? If you’re a car enthusiast, probably yes, as the motoring outlets have extolled the virtues of the Lucid Air sedan.  But have you actually seen a Lucid? Maybe not. Even in wealthy EV-friendly San Francisco, they’re uncommon. Now, have you ever driven a Lucid? The odds say no. The company… Continue reading Test Drive: 2026 Lucid Gravity Grand Touring Don’t Call it a Minivan

Test Drive: 2025 BMW M5 is the Splenda Super Sedan

I’ve settled into the BMW M5’s extremely comfortable front seat and found its start button only to be startled by theatrical “bbbuuuwhaaahh” power-up noise.  The welcome noise gives me a flashback to the THX intro sounds from 2000’s movie theaters.  (Yes, the driver is now listening.)   The sounds are accompanied by a building glow in… Continue reading Test Drive: 2025 BMW M5 is the Splenda Super Sedan

Test Drive: 2024 BMW M240i xDrive Two is the Loneliest One

Purple 2024 BMW M240i

Jumping in the M240i after driving the X7 and 540i reminds me of why I love BMW.  The small 2 Series coupe is similar in size to the E46 and E92 M3s that made me a Bimmer fan.  I'm sat low, close to the ground, with the fat steering wheel falling easily to hand and… Continue reading Test Drive: 2024 BMW M240i xDrive Two is the Loneliest One

Test Drive: 2024 BMW 540i is Neither Here Nor There

2024 BMW 540i badge

BMW hit the reboot button on its 5 Series in 2023 when it brought out the latest version of its midsize luxury sedan.  The reboot came with new styling, new technology, and new electric propulsion for the 5 Series EV, the I5.  Internal combustion fans will be relieved that gas engines are still available.  In… Continue reading Test Drive: 2024 BMW 540i is Neither Here Nor There